"youve got male!" the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing
*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
i hope kesha’s return includes her taking down perez hilton but with the utmost class and dignity and a lil bit of crazy bitch
I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan
When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”
He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.
"Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!"
"No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…"
I started getting mad. “She did! She said I was good at acting!”
"…That’s a thespian. A thespian.”
But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.
NASA/JPL Admitted today that most photographs of Jupiter’s storms and some nebula imagery were faked in 1979 with a cloud tank.
With NASA’s funding in question in the late 70s, hopes for the agency’s future hinged on the results from satellite imagery soon to arrive via radio transmission. Unfortunately, the true imagery revealed only dull grey spheres similar to the moon. Jupiter’s methane atmosphere was almost completely homogeneous and the photographs were considered worthless.
In order to inspire future generations and command a new budget, NASA turned to filmmaker Stanley Kubrick and his special effects supervisor Douglas Trumbull to fake more interesting imagery. Having done so for their film 2001: A Space Odyssey, the team used cloud tanks and lighting effects to create the illusion of beautiful clouds in space, and rippling storms across planets.
Said NASA spokeswoman Mary Hellene, “The fact is, space is dull. It’s nothing but grey rocks and burning gas. It’s worse than Gus Van Sant’s ‘Gerry’.” Obama has responded by dissolving the agency, stating in an emergency news conference, “Gerry was just an awful movie and I can’t stand to fund any part of the government that resembles it. I mean, what a horrible movie. Just boring as hell. Fuck that movie.”
Gus Van Sant could not be reached for comment, as he’s busy at work on his color remake of Strangers on a Train.
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I think they’re both talking about Kirk.