June 2012
i know what u are
ur skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight
say it
a blogger
Watchadiostoreadors:
fun fact this is the best show on television
buttgenie:
the public school system is clearly fucked up beyond proportion and nobody is going to fix it
mechinism:brothasoul:
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
nicodoll:
nicoception:
popsicleperiwinkle:
CHRIST
So I went to go see The Avengers again and it was...
Random people in the theater:
: *GASP*
: Noooo!
: Awwwh.
: Oh my god!
This one guy all the way in the back: NO! DAMN, THIS NIGGA CAN'T DIE. Y'ALL WE JUST LOST A GOOD ASS NIGGA MAN. FUCK!
incises:
imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god
shittleston:
tomhiddledong:
shittleston:
tomhiddledong:
shittleston:
tomhiddledong:
shittleston:
tomhiddledong:
looking at strippers to hire for my birthday party
u called
yes i think you know what i want you to wear and what i want you to dance to
omFGVGG why would you takE A PICTURE OF ME AT MY FINEST wow rude
i have a whole folder of screencaps from that video...
thenextdragonborn:
based on this song
Watchjesusmeow:
just gonna put this here again
me: Benedict Cumberbatch
someone else: what did you just call me
Watchsecretivepsychologist:
Episode 41 (cut): Traffic Light
THIS SHOW
fartyrock:
thepurebloodprincess:
who decides what goes on the tumblr radar
like seriously
is that the lorax
